t-m:
id see this. i laughed so hard omfg!
EFFF YOUUU THUNDERR! LOL You dont think shes expecting something big do you? What lile anal? Hahahhhaahahah i died this is funnyyyy
(Source: markwahlbergfan)
Robert Pattinson: “If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are. Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.”
(Source: sluttiest-virgin)